短篇英語演講稿帶翻譯(精選多篇)

第一篇：短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯

短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯

① goldfish金魚

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

fred: where are you going to keep them?

stan: in the bathroom 。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

stan: blindfold（矇眼睛） them!

=================================================================== 斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？

斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛！

② the revenge 欺騙的代價

old farmer johnson was dying. the family was standing around his bed. with a low voice he said to his wife: "when i'm dead i want you to marry farmer jones." wife: "no, i can't marry anyone after you." johnson: "but i want you to." wife: "but why?" johnson: "jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

=================================================================== 老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在牀邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。” 妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。” 約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。” 妻子：“爲什麼？” 約翰遜：“因爲瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”

③ i think that i'm a chicken 我想我是一隻雞

psychiatrist: what's your problem?

patient: i think i'm a chicken.

psychiatrist: how long has this been going on?

patient: ever since i was an egg!

=================================================================== 精神病醫師：你哪裏不舒服？

病人：我認爲我是一隻雞。

精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？

病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。

④ how do i get the gum out我怎麼把口香糖取出來

distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"

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當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機着陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裏面取出來呢？”

⑤ where am i 我在哪兒

an englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. he saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "excuse me, can you tell me where i am?" "yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."=================================================================

一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地裏幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎？” “可以。”農夫奇怪地看了看他，然後說道：“你現在在你的車子裏，先生。”

⑥ why do you never phone me?你爲什麼不給我打電話？

mrs harris lives in a small village. her husband is dead, but she has one son. he is twenty-one and his name is geoff. he worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. its name was greensea. it was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but geoff said, "there isn't any good work for me in the country, mother, and i can get a lot of money in greensea and send you some every week." mrs harris was very angry last sunday. she got in a train and went to her son's house in greensea. then she said to him, "geoff, why do you never phone me?" geoff laughed. "but, mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "no," she answered, "i haven't, but you've got one!"

====================================================================== 我會告訴你這篇沒有中文翻譯嗎。。。

⑦ the same action yields the same result相同的投資相同的結果

a couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. at the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. but the pilot said, "this plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. you'll have to leave the others behind." then the hunters protested, saying, "but last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well." so the new pilot thought about it. he was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "ok, since you did it last year, i guess this year we can do it again." then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. the three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "where do you think we are now?" the second one surveyed the area and said, "i think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year."

====================================================================== 有兩個獵人包機前往一座森林，到了以後，他們和飛行員約定好兩週後來接。兩週後，他們射了許多動物，而且打算把這些動物全部搬上那架小飛機，可是飛行員說：“這架飛機除了

一頭野牛外，沒辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。” 獵人說：“但是去年另一個飛行員開一樣的飛機，就讓我們帶兩隻水牛，還有一些其他的動物上機！” 因爲他們這樣抗議，所以那個新飛行員想了一想後，儘管還是有點存疑，最後還是妥協說：“好吧！如果去年可以做到，今年應該也可以。”所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動物。結果飛機起飛五分鐘後，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個人從飛機爬出來看了看四周，其中一個獵人對另一個說：“你認爲我們現在在哪兒？” 那個人瞧了一下，說：“我想大概距離去年墜機的地方西邊一英哩遠！”

⑧ chief is at the wedding 長官在婚禮上

a police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

"but officer," the man said, "i can explain."

"just be quiet," snapped the officer."i'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

"but ,officer, i …."

"i said to keep quiet! you are going to jail!"

a few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "you are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. he'll be in a good mood when he gets back.""are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "i'm the groom."

====================================================================== 大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。“但是警官”這個人說道，“我可以解釋的”。 “保持安靜”，警察突然說道。“我將把你送往監獄，直到長官回來。“但是，警察，我，，，”。 “我說過了保持安靜，你要到監獄了。”幾小時後，警察向監獄裏看了看說道“算你運氣好，因爲我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶着一個愉快的心情回來的。” “你確定”在牢房裏的這個人說道。“我就是新郎呀”。

⑨ who is the laziest 誰最懶

father: well, tom, i asked to your teacher today, and now i want to ask you a question. who is the laziest person in your class?

tom: i don't know, father.

father: oh, yes, you do! think! when other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

tom: our teacher, father.

====================================================================== 父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐着，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

⑩ two birds 兩隻鳥

teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

teacher: please tell us.

student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

====================================================================== 老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎？學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請說說看。學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

第二篇：英語演講稿範文帶翻譯

we are the world ,we are the future

someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. i don’t know who wrote these words, but i’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.

we are young. “how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful question. to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind. it’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. it’s the matter of the will. it’s the freshneof the deep spring of life.

a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture. i learnt a lot there. i&rsquo(請關注好 範 文 網：);d like to share it with all of you. let’s show our right palms. we can see three lines that show how our er and life is. i have a short line of life.

what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way. well, let’s make a fist. where is our future?

where is our love, career, and life? tell , it is in our hands. it is held in ourselves.

we all want the future to be better than the past. but the future can go better itself. don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. from the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. we’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way. failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.

as what i said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. the past has gone. nothing we do will change it. but the future is in front of us. believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us. and from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “we are the world, we are the future.”

世界是我們的，未來是我們的

一些人說“我們正在讀一本無窮的書中的第一章的第一節。”我不知道誰寫了這些話，但是我一直很喜歡它，因爲它提醒了

我，我們能夠創造我們想要的未來。

我們都是農夫。如果我們播下好的種子，我們將會豐收。如果我們的種子很差，有很多草籽，收割的將是無用的莊稼。如果我們什麼也不播種，什麼收穫也沒有。

我們是年輕的。“怎樣度過青春？”這是個有意義的問題。爲了去回答它，我首先要問“從‘青春’這個詞中你能理解到什麼？” 青春不是人生的一個時期，而是精神的一種狀態。青春不是桃面、丹脣、柔膝，而是深沉的意志，。青春是生命的深泉在涌流.

一位詩人說“從一粒沙看世界，從一朵花看天堂，把無限放在你的手掌，永恆在一剎那裏收藏”。幾天前，我有了一個聽講座的機會，從中我學到了很多東西。現在，我想把這些與大家共享。讓我們伸出右手，我們可以看到手掌中的展示我們的愛，事業和生活的三條線。我在生活方面這條線很短，那你們的呢？我想知道我們是否可以用這種辦法去看我們的未來。好的，讓我們一起握拳。我們的未來在哪兒？我們的愛、事業和生活在哪兒？告訴我！是的，它們就在我們的手中。它們被我們自己掌握着。

我們所有人都希望未來能比過去更美好，但是未來能自己變得更好。不要因爲結束而哭泣，微笑吧，爲你的曾經擁有。從過去來看，生活是艱苦的，但我們是更堅強。我們知道我們不能選擇感覺，但是我們能選擇和它相關的東西。失敗並不意味着你不擁有成功，它只意味着你應該用另一種方式去做這件事。失敗並不意味着你應該放棄，只意味着你應該更加努力。

正如我在前面所說的“我們正在讀一本無窮的書中的第一章的第一節。”過去的已經過去，無論我們無力改變，但是未來卻在我們前方。相信“我們給了世界什麼，世界也將給我們”。並且從今天起，讓我們一起做我們自己的主人，一起大聲說出“世界是我們的，未來是我們的。”

第三篇：短篇國小英語演講稿

短篇國小英語演講稿

1分鐘左右，要有中文翻譯，初1及以下的哦！！！謝謝哥哥姐姐了！！！

still remember the tatinic,though it's a big ship but it still sunk,so ,in my opinion ,the best ship is the friendship.

everyone needs friends baceuse there are a lot of things that you can't deal with ypourself,and the friends judt make up for it.

friendship just likes the sun ,it can make you fell warm though in the cold winter,friendship just likes the water in the desert ,it can make you fell that in the world ,there still has hope a word ,the friendship is the same meaning as the greatness ,selfness and devotion.

to make friends ,adding a friend equals addng a way ,open your heart ,devote yoursef,let friendship make your world colourful,

第四篇：大學英語短篇演講稿

大學英語短篇演講稿

my youth , my dream

we all want to believe that we are capable of great feats , of reaching our fullest potential .

我們相信自己有成就偉業的能力，能發揮出自己最大的潛力，大學英語短篇演講稿。

we need dreams . 我們需要夢想。

they give us a vision of a better future . 它會給我們展現一番更好的前景。

they nourish our spirit ,they represent possibility even then we are dragged down by reality .

它能滋養我們的靈魂，夢想代表一種可能性，儘管它會受到現實的羈絆。

they keep us going . 夢想讓我們勇往直前。

most successful people are dreamers . 多數成功人士都是夢想家。

dreamers are not content with merely mediocre ,because no one ever dreams of going half way .

夢想家不滿足於平庸，因爲誰都不希望半途而廢。

when i was a little girl , i didn’t dream of a life of stryggle and frustration .

孩提時，我不曾夢想過自立而充滿挫折的生活。

i dreamed of doing something big and splashy ,something significant .

卻夢想做一些轟轟烈烈而有意義的大事。

i dreamed big .我夢想成爲偉人。

but now , i become realistic . 但是現在，我很現實。

i have a dream that i can have my own firm one day .

我有一個夢想，將來的某一天，我能有一個自己的公司。

because i major in economic , i can use my special knowledge to run the company .

因爲我主修經濟，能夠用自己的專業知識經營公司。

when i have a lot of money , i will donate some of them to help others .

將來有了錢，我會捐出一部分幫助其他人，演講稿《大學英語短篇演講稿》。

my dreams are worthless , my plans are dust , my goals are impossible .

我的夢想毫無價值，我的計劃無足輕重，我的目標遙不可及。

all are of no value unless they are followed by action .

除非我付出行動，否則一切都將毫無意義。

action is the food and drink which will nourish my success .

行動就像食物和水分一樣，會滋養我的成功之花。

if i don’t take any actions to realize my dream , it will become a fantasy .

如果我不採取行動實現我的夢想，它就會變成空想。

when i was little , i dreamed big .孩提時，我夢想成爲偉人。

it’s a pity for me that i didn’t do anything to approach it .

我沒有做任何事情去實現它，這是我人生中的一個遺憾。

i always think that when i grow up , i can take some actions .

我總是認爲等我長大了在行動也不晚。

but when i grow up truly , i forget my dream and my ambition .

但是等我真的長大了，我卻忘了我的夢想和抱負。

so i will not avoid the tasks of today and charge them to tomorrow .

我不會逃避今天的責任，而把它們推給明天。

for i know that tomorrow never comes .因爲我知道明天永遠不會到來。

let me act now even though my actions may not bring success for it is better to act and fail than not be act and flounder .

讓我立刻行動起來吧，即使這行動不能帶來成功，但是哪怕行動導致了失敗，也勝過坐以待斃。

success will not wait . 成功不會等待。

if i delay , she will become betrothed another and lost ti me forever .

如果我遲疑，她會投入別人的懷抱，而我將永遠失去它。

i will take every effort to accomplish my dream .i won’t let it become a fantasy , it is just my dream e some years later , it will become true .

我會盡一切努力來完成我的夢想。我不會讓它成爲空想，他只是我的夢想。可能再過幾年，夢想就會成真。

第五篇：短篇英語演講稿範文

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