幽默風趣的英語小故事【新版多篇】
英語幽默故事4. 篇一
On the way home from my university, I was going to drop off a friend at her home, when I realized I was lost. I asked her for directions. She said she was not sure of the route. Hoping to jog her memory, I asked, “ what route does your father take when drives you to school?” She didn’t know. I thought it might simplify things if I rephrased the question.” When you go home, which way does he go?”
&ldq uo; Oh, that’s easy,” she replied. “ He goes back the same way he came.”
英語幽默小故事7:Be Careful What You Wish For 篇二
Acouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfellonthesameday.
Duringthecelebrationafairyappearedandsaidthatbecausetheyhadbeensuchalovingcoupleforall25years,shewouldgivethemonewisheach.
airywavedherhand,andBoom!Shehadtheticketsinherhand.
Next,itwasthehusband‘usedforamoment,thensaidshyly,“Well,I‘dliketohaveawoman30yearsyoungerthanme.”
Thefairypickedupherwand,andBoom!Hewasninety.
幽默故事翻譯:慎重許願
一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶祝活動中,一位仙女出現了。她説,由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻,因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。
妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲,她的手中出現了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻,害羞地説,“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”,他變成了90歲。
英語幽默小故事 篇三
Nobel Prize in Economics
Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.
Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one.
(A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!)
諾貝爾經濟學獎
兩個持完全不同觀點的人都能夠獲得諾貝爾獎,這種情況只有在經濟學領域才會發生。
或者兩個持完全不同觀點的人能夠分享諾貝爾獎,這種情況也只有在經濟學領域才會發生。具體而言,繆爾達爾和哈耶克就是如此。
(有傳言稱在神經科學領域也有類似情形,比如戈爾吉和卡哈爾,所以經濟學家也許並非那麼另類。)
英語幽默小故事 篇四
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of “Nikes” from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?” His friend replies: “I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.”
兩個男人正在穿過叢林,突然,一隻老虎出現在遠處,向他們衝來。 其中的一個人從包裏拿出一雙“耐克”鞋,開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看着他説,“你以為穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎?” 他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
英語幽默故事9. 篇五
During my first year at Naval Postgraduate School, I sat chatting one day with some classmates about the program’s difficulties. A professor overheard us and tried to allay our fears. “Don’t worry too much about grades,” he explained. “ When you think you know everything, they give you a Bachelor’s degree. Then when you realize that you don’t know anything, they give you a Master’s, and when you find out that you don’t know anything, but neither does anyone else” he continued,” they give you a doctorate.”
英語幽默小故事8:Wood Fire 篇六
Onewomanlecturedherbestfriendonthenatureofthemaleanimal.“Husbandsarelikewoodfires;theygooutifleftunattened.”
“Doesthatmean,”askedtheother,“thattheymakeashesofthemselves?”
幽默故事翻譯:森林之火
一名婦女向她最好的朋友大談雄性動物的特性:“丈夫們就像是森林裏的火,一不注意,他們就會燃燒起來。”
“那是不是意味着,”另一個問道,“他們將自己燒成灰燼?”
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