15则英语经典幽默笑话【多篇】
英语经典幽默笑话5. 篇一
F: Do you know why I punish you, Peter?
S: I don’t know, Dad, But why?
F: Because you’ve hit a boy younger than you.
S: But I'm younger than you, Dad. Why do you hit me?
英语经典幽默笑话9. 篇二
A: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
B: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
英语经典幽默笑话11. 篇三
A man went to a movie theatre and was surprised to find a woman with a big dog sitting in front of him. Even more astonishing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places throughout the comedy.
“ Excuse me, “ the man asked the woman, “ but I think it is fantastic that your dog enjoys the film so much.”
“ I’m surprised myself, “ she replied. “ He hated the book.”
英语经典幽默笑话14. 篇四
“Mother,” asked John after his birthday party, “ May I have a piece of cake, only a small piece, please?”
“ No,” replied his mother, “ You’ve had quite enough.”
“ Well, may I sleep with a bit under my pillow? “ asked the boy.
“ Very well, here you are, and remember to keep it un书包范文der your pillow. Now run along to bed.”
When she came t John’s room some time later, she saw John sleeping peacefully with the pillow over his stomach.
英语经典幽默笑话2. 篇五
A man walked into a crowded restaurant and caught the eye of a harried waiter. “ You know,” he said, “ it’s been ten years since I came in here.”
“ Don’t blame me.” The waiter snapped, “ I’m working as fast as I can.”
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