英語幽默故事小短文新版多篇
幽默的英語笑話短文 篇一
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States,she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave the bank counter,the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more,uttering.“Trust me,Sir,and trust the are real US are directly from America.”
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在…本站 …銀行櫃枱,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最後實在忍耐不住説:“相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的。”
幽默的英語笑話短文 篇二
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答説。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地説。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Peer pressure 同輩的壓力 篇三
My teen-age son,Chad,and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it,she asked him why he did it.”Peer
pressure,“ Chad told her.
一天晚上,我十幾歲的兒子查理,帶着九個朋友回到家,他們都紮了耳朵眼兒。當兒子的奶奶聽説了這件事時,她問我兒子為什麼要這樣做,查理告訴她:“是同輩的壓力。”
”You should be a leader instead of a follower,”Grandma said.
奶奶説:“你應該做個領頭的,”
“I was,”he replied. “It was my idea.”
“我是個領頭的。”他回答説:“這是我的主意。”
Greetings 問候語 篇四
As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a ”Hello“or ”Good morning“。When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter,I happened to say,”How's it going?“
作為一個大學郵局裏的職員,我總是對那些光顧者這樣打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。當一位西班牙的交換學者來到我的櫃枱時,我偶然這樣招呼了一句”How is it going?“
Laying his foreign mail in front of rne,he replied,”Airmail.“
他把要寄往外國的郵件放在我面前説:“寄航空。”
幽默的英語笑話短文 篇五
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
”You have your choice of two brains,“ he told the patient,”For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist,or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.“
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price.”Is the brain of a politician that much better?“ he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied,”No,it’s not better,just unused."
一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。
“你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。”醫生告訴病人,“一個心理學家的大腦1000美元,一個政治家的大腦10000美元。
病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的。差別,“政治家的大腦好一些嗎?”他問。
醫生説:“不是好一些,只是沒有用過。”
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