幽默风趣的英语小故事【新版多篇】
英语幽默故事4. 篇一
On the way home from my university, I was going to drop off a friend at her home, when I realized I was lost. I asked her for directions. She said she was not sure of the route. Hoping to jog her memory, I asked, “ what route does your father take when drives you to school?” She didn’t know. I thought it might simplify things if I rephrased the question.” When you go home, which way does he go?”
&ldq uo; Oh, that’s easy,” she replied. “ He goes back the same way he came.”
英语幽默小故事7:Be Careful What You Wish For 篇二
Acouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfellonthesameday.
Duringthecelebrationafairyappearedandsaidthatbecausetheyhadbeensuchalovingcoupleforall25years,shewouldgivethemonewisheach.
airywavedherhand,andBoom!Shehadtheticketsinherhand.
Next,itwasthehusband‘usedforamoment,thensaidshyly,“Well,I‘dliketohaveawoman30yearsyoungerthanme.”
Thefairypickedupherwand,andBoom!Hewasninety.
幽默故事翻译:慎重许愿
一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。
英语幽默小故事 篇三
Nobel Prize in Economics
Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.
Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one.
(A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!)
诺贝尔经济学奖
两个持完全不同观点的人都能够获得诺贝尔奖,这种情况只有在经济学领域才会发生。
或者两个持完全不同观点的人能够分享诺贝尔奖,这种情况也只有在经济学领域才会发生。具体而言,缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是如此。
(有传言称在神经科学领域也有类似情形,比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔,所以经济学家也许并非那么另类。)
英语幽默小故事 篇四
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of “Nikes” from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?” His friend replies: “I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.”
两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
英语幽默故事9. 篇五
During my first year at Naval Postgraduate School, I sat chatting one day with some classmates about the program’s difficulties. A professor overheard us and tried to allay our fears. “Don’t worry too much about grades,” he explained. “ When you think you know everything, they give you a Bachelor’s degree. Then when you realize that you don’t know anything, they give you a Master’s, and when you find out that you don’t know anything, but neither does anyone else” he continued,” they give you a doctorate.”
英语幽默小故事8:Wood Fire 篇六
Onewomanlecturedherbestfriendonthenatureofthemaleanimal.“Husbandsarelikewoodfires;theygooutifleftunattened.”
“Doesthatmean,”askedtheother,“thattheymakeashesofthemselves?”
幽默故事翻译:森林之火
一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性:“丈夫们就像是森林里的火,一不注意,他们就会燃烧起来。”
“那是不是意味着,”另一个问道,“他们将自己烧成灰烬?”
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