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英語小笑話 篇一

孩子的祈禱

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents house。 At bedtime， the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers， when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle。 I pray for a new toy。"

兩個小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的時候，兩個小男孩跪在牀邊開始祈禱，這時小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個新玩具。”

His older brother leaned over， nudged him and said， "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isnt deaf。"

他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他說：“你爲什麼這麼大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子。”

To which the little brother replied， "No， but Grandma is!"

弟弟回答說：“是的，可是奶奶聽不到呀！”

英語小笑話 篇二

三隻烏龜

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。 Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain。

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， " Go home and get the umbrella。"

The little turtle replied， "I will， if you dont drink my offee。"

"We wont，" the other two promised。

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle， "Well， I guess he isnt ing back， so we might as well drink his coffee。"

Just then a voice called from outside the door， "If you do， I wont go。"

三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們能夠把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

英語口語幽默笑話 篇三

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, “Someone just picked my pocket!” Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, “How could anyone stoop so low?”

我們的餐廳經理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應該說，他是有點矮！一天，經理怒氣衝衝地撞門而入，高聲說，“有人拿了我的錢包！”

我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：“哪有人能彎腰彎那麼低的啊”！

英語小笑話 篇四

"Tom, whats the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "Hes crying."

"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "Im eating my cake. He is crying because I wont give him any."

"But has he finished his own cake?"

"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了？" 媽媽在廚房裏問。"他在哭。"

"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因爲我不給他吃。"

"他已經吃完自己的了麼？"

"是的。" "我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"

英語小笑話 篇五

Intelligent son

One day， the father lets eight year-old son send a letter， the son took the letter ， the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope。

After the son es back， the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

"Certainly"

"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope。"

"Then why you didnt take it back?"

"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee， is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

聰明的兒子

有一天，父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信，兒子已經拿着信跑了，父親纔想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

兒子回來後，父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎？” “當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎？”

“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”“那你爲什麼不拿回來呢？”

“我還以爲你不寫地址和收信人，是爲了不想讓我明白你把信寄給誰呢！”

英語小笑話 篇六

A Useful Way 一個有效的方法

Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。

Father: What"s that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。

爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？

傑克：我剛纔吃了個蘋果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麼關係呢？

傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

英語小笑話 篇七

Toms excuse 湯姆的藉口

Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。

教師：湯姆，您爲什麼每一天上學遲到？

湯姆：我每次走過拐角，一個路標上頭寫着：學校----慢行。