史上最強最搞笑的中國式英語笑話（精品多篇）

史上最強最搞笑的中國式英語笑話 篇一

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.

三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。

Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, “ Go home and get the umbrella.”

於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“你回家去取傘吧。”

The little turtle replied, “I will, if you don't drink my offee.”

最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“We won't,” the other two promised.

“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, “Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee.”

兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

Just then a voice called from outside the door, “If you do, I won't go.”

正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

史上最強最搞笑的`中國式英語笑話 篇二

A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I“m going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: No, Honey, what?

Kate: A nice teapot.

Mom: But I”ve got a nice teapot.

Kate: No, you haven“t. I”ve just dropped it.

凱特的禮物

凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什麼生日禮物嗎？

媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什麼呀？

凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。

媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。

凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

史上最強最搞笑的中國式英語笑話 篇三

two who and who?

咱倆誰跟誰阿

2、how are you ？ how old are you?

怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

3、you don't bird me,I don't bird you

你不鳥我，我也不鳥你

4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

5、hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have

nothing to say,go home!！

有事起奏，無事退朝

is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

什麼是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一種聊天工具！

7、You Give Me Stop!！

你給我站住！

8、know is know noknow is noknow

知之爲知之，不知爲不知…

9、WATCH SISTER

表妹

10、American Chinese not enough

美中不足

11、heart flower angry open

心花怒放

12、go past no mistake past

走過路過，不要錯過

13、小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

14、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條

15、I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

16、you have two down son。

你有兩下子。

17、as far as you go to die

有多遠，死多遠！

18、I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ，I turn my face.

給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉